My Favorite Thing About St. Patrick's Day:
My favorite thing about St. Patrick's Day is the booze. No, wait, it's the pinching....No wait...the booze. Ok, so I can't decide. That's not my fault. You have to admit, they are both wonderful things. The pinching thing is great, though. It's a great way to get to know people you've never seen before. Especially if THEY'VE been drinking. Yeah, life is great.
The Color of Envy
St. Patrick's Day is yet another one of the color oriented holidays. I mean, seriously, have you ever thought about it? It's creepy. Yes, it's creepy. And stereotypical. It's another way for people to catergorize themselves and things around them. But then again, that whole idea makes me a hypocrite....oh well, I like being exactly the way I am.
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Kiss Me I'm Irish
Yeah, you knew it was coming. I'm Irish, so I had to put it.
The Jig's Up
The leprechauns are laughing
For their day is finally here
The legends and the folklore
Seep through the atmosphere
The dancers are all ready
An Irish jig is in the air
The walls of the pubs are bursting
There is not an empty chair
As the night becomes the morning,
The barman leads the song
From Danny Boy to Irish Eyes
The serenade goes on.
Then a husky voice is heard to say
Make this your final stein
For St. Patrick's day is over
At it's time Gentlemen it's time.
So there you have it. Those are the reasons presidents scare me. Check back after St. Patrick's Day for my stuff.
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