They're coming to take me away, Haha, they're coming to take me away, Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha, To the funny farm Where Life is Beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see Those Nice Young Men In their Clean White Coats And they're coming to take me AWAY, HA HAAAAA They're coming to take me away, Haha, they're coming to take me away, Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha, To the Happy Home with Trees and Flowers And Chirping Birds and basket weavers Who sit and smile and Twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to Take me Away, HAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Don't worry, they're not really going to take me away, but my entire family IS insane, so don't doubt that one.  My family is my entire life.  If you can't handle that, go away, I hate you.  I believe that family is who we are.  It is important to take care of your family because they take care of you whether you realize it or not.  I love my dysfunctional family more than life itself.  If you don't, go die in a pond.  NO ONE LOVES YOU.  Except for your family.  They shouldn't though, because YOU SUCK.

My Mom and Dad

My mom and dad on their wedding day (big DUH there) at the reception.  I love my parents more than anybody.  They're absolutely insane, and we all know it, but we also know that it's a good thing we all found each other, because we'd all be screwed if we hadn't.  We know how to take care of each other, and we watch out for each other's back constantly.