The Most Genuine Thing...
My name is Esther. My philosophy on life? The most genuine thing is a smile. Your smile. My life is dedicated to smiles. Can I make you smile? Most definitely. Will you smile? Most assuredly, whether you want to or not, and, NO, I don't mind lowering myself to the lowest point if it gains a smile in a place one is needed. I don't mind. It’s the smile that counts. This site might help you smile, it might make you think quite a lot less of me, OR, you might be SURPRISED and end up thinking a lot more of me. We'll see. Save yourself the trouble of trying to distinguish between fact and fiction; I’ve been attempting it for several years now, and it’s definitely not working. Just enjoy what I can bring to you. Escape into my world for a few short moments. |
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Good Things That I've Done This Month For You
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I've babysat LeeLee's kids A LOT (02/04/05).
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I helped Brandon by cleaning his kids' room (02/04/05).
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I babysat for Jenny (02/04/05).
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I babysat for Christina (02/04/05).
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I babysat Bella (LeeLee's Baby...02/05/05).
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I took care of the degu's babies (7 of them) being born (02/05/05). |
Oh, to be ME!
--In a thick, fake accent-- "Make love to the camera!" |
Good Things That You Should Do For Me
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You should buy me stamps.
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You should send me a note saying you appreciate me.
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You should love me unconditionally and always remember that while I might do strange things, I do have a purpose at the time, whether I remember it later or not.
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You should give me any excess money you have. This excludes the few of you I actually care about.
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You should offer to bring us food.
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You should send my mom flowers and say they're from me. (WHAT?! I GET to be selfish in this column!)
Ahhhh! I Scare Myself!
I know it's probably not your thing, but, if you have some time sometime or something, go ahead and check out the VC. I like the Philosophy pages and things like that. Tell me what you think sometime. If you REFUSE to do that, go to the rest of my site and putter around miserably because you are a very sad person!!!! If you thought this page was self-centered, just wait until you see the rest! Muahahaha! |
My Sweet Angel
Click on the picture to visit his mommy's picture page dedicated to him. James Dylan Conner drowned in a goldfish pond that his grandmother (who is responsible for his death) refuses to fill in. This, after she's already had another grandchild fall in.... To send your thoughts or condolences on this matter (or angry responses about the circumstances), please fill out the form below.
Send an Email Bashing the Evil Grandmother!!!! |
